a really long time ago i found this thing on livejournal, and you google your name and is… so “rachel is” and you copy all of what you find. i think mine is really funny…

Rachel is a real girl.Rachel is coconut & limeRachel is the 4.5-year-old daughter of a friend of mine.and, yes, Rachel talks about Hooters.Rachel is BackRachel is definitely nerfedRachel passes her delivery dateRachel is incredibly knowledgeable about the Digital Business EconomyRachel is the Cute College Girl Of The Day on Collegehumor.Rachel’s in a bad mood because she’s tired of being pregnant.Rachel pokes the apeRachel is located along the Extraterrestrial Highway (375) in Sand Spring Valley, 147 miles north of Las Vegas.

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